If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
#PoorLeo! Always the bridesmaid, never the bride!
Some folks got left out!! Like four-time Oscar nominee Leonardo DiCaprio — he came up short. Again.
What do you think those two said to each other? Were there words of encouragement? Vows for revenge? Some stuff about fugazi?
We really aren't sure, but between this and freezing to death at the end of Titanic, Leo just has the worst luck!!!
He shouldn't fret too much, though — he'll always have that Berlin International Film Festival win from 1996 for your fine work in Romeo + Juliet!
Matt can never take that away from him!