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WHAT A SHOW!
The Oscars were AH-MAZING!
It all started with Jennifer Lawrence's tumble on the red carpet (above) and only got more HIGHlarious from there!
Ellen DeGeneres absolutely killed it with all her jokes AND turned the show into a pizza party for everyone!!
There were so many memorable moments from this year's ceremony that there's no way we could mention them all…
Good thing we don't have to!
Ellen KILLED it in her opening, plus she made fun of J.Law!
But Jen took it with grace!
Liza Minnelli was NOT impressed with Ellen's jokes!
Barkhad Abdi may be the captain now but that doesn't mean he gets Ellen's jokes.
Amy Adams got her spot blown up, but it's okay, college isn't for everyone
Check out Pharrell getting down with some fiiiiiiiine bitches!
Ellen took a selfie & hashtagged it appropriately! LOLz!
Zac Efron was flaming hot as usual
Camera error!! …oh wait… nope, just Ellen being funny.
Darlene Love sang at the end of her speech. She should've won Best Song!!
And Bill Murray totally approved.
Ellen took some selfies with Liza…
& the selfie that broke Twitter.
Too bad they didn't use Jen's suggestion!
Benedict Cumberbatch photobombed this pic with Chiwetel Ejiofor!
Ellen surprised the audience with…pizza! Pizza Party!
Mmm! J.Law enjoyed her slice…
…but Meryl Streep enjoyed TWO! #judgingnotjudging
Kerry Washington was eating for two! Meryl should've shared!
Harrison Ford wants some 'za! Mmm yeah, eat it all!
Jared Leto gave it to his mom because he's a vegan!
Ellen as Glinda the Good Witch wins every award ever!
Jen fan-girled to her BF, Nicholas Hoult, over Kevin Spacey!
Bette Midler slayed while performing!
John Travolta introduced… Adele Dazim?
Just kidding, we mean Idina Menzel, who was AH-MAZING! Ahhhh!!!
Jamie Foxx was almost late!
Ellen collected pizza money in Pharrell's hat! Harvey Weinstein gave her $200 for three pizzas!
Lupita Nyong'o stiffed Ellen! She only gave her lip balm!
Kevey Space tipped Ellen for doing such a great job, because, duh.
And even Brad gave some money too!
Sandy got all choked up! We love her!!
Jenny Law called everyone out on their snarkiness!
And finally, a most beautiful moment between two gorgeous gentlemen…But was Leo's kiss to Matthew McConaughey a gesture of humility or the kiss of death??
Only time will tell…
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