Poor, poor Kourt.
Now, reports are coming out that Disick knows what he's doing, and how to make it better. What remains though, is whether he can actually do that.
The source says of Disick:
The Oscars probably had the most epic pizza party of all time, and unfortunately for all of us, we weren't invited!
But that doesn't mean we can't experience it all through the magic of GIFs and imagination! If we close our eyes, it's like our triangle wedge is actually IN Brad Pitt's mouth! Uh, wait what?
Meryl Streep went in for a piece of the pie, while Brad showed off his perfect dad skills helping everyone get a plate!
Leonardo DiCaprio didn't want a slice. This wolf was not hungry.
Harrison Ford would totally have said "get off my plate," if anyone asked him for a slice. This raider of the lost pizza box was all about getting his cheese on!
Aside from being this year's Best Supporting Actor, Jared Leto just won Best Son Ever by getting his mom a piece!
Jennifer Lawrence looked miffed when she didn't get a plate!
Oh well, she sucked it up and used her hands (ew, not that way)! And by "it" we mean her slice of pizza! Meanwhile, Bradley Cooper looked disappointed that she didn't save any for him!
Later on, Ellen tried to get cash to pay the delivery guy! Lupita Nyong'o only had her lip balm…but Ellen will take anything she can get!
Of course, this photo of Brad starting a World War 'Za against this slice is the best photo of the whole pizza party!
[Image via AP Images.]