Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
For instance, the AH-Mazing pizza delivery guy from Big Mama's & Papa's! Although the real treat would be seeing Jennifer Lawrence stow a slice in her cleavage!
Pizza, Pizza! Ha!
Also, on our list of popular memes we would have loved to seen crash this photo is Condescending Willy Wonka. He'd probably be like, "Oh you decided to take a group selfie on live TV? What excellent scripted programming."
We're pretty sure that Olympic skater Ashley Wagner would think that the fact she wasn't invited to this selfie is "bullsh*t."
dog doge would probably be "so excite" to be with "very talent" actors in this photo!
Nothing would make us happier than if the infinite sadness of Dawson Leery photobombed this pic!
Nothing like Bob Costas with an eye infection to make a perfect picture even more perfect!
This picture with Nicolas Cage was taken moments before he convinced Hollywood's most talented to steal the Declaration of Independence.
The only Best Actor nominee missing in this selfie? The dramatic chipmunk! BUM BUM BAAAHHHHH!
Seconds later, Justin Bieber egged them all. There were no survivors.
Charlie bit Harry's finger again…and this makes Bradley Cooper smile!
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