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Chris Evans' super boner for making superhero movies has apparently shriveled up!!! OH NOES!
The seXXXy stud is locked into playing Captain America in four different Marvel movies, but - after Avengers 2: The Age of Ultron - the 32-year-old actor says he might be hanging up his tights and star-spangled shield for good!!
In fact, he might be quitting acting all together!
In a recent interview with Glamour UK, Chris admitted:
"I think when I'm done with this Marvel contract, I'll take a little break from acting, with acting, you're one piece in a very big puzzle. It's like you helped buy a gift but you don't know what the gift is, so you come back and see the movie. Sometimes it's nice, sometimes it's tragic. This process [directing], you're involved in every single decision. If I hadn't done it, I'd be really kicking myself. At the time, it was a daunting task for a number of reasons, but in hindsight it was the right move."
What!? Why would he do that? Between four movies as the Cap and another two as the Human Torch we can understand how he might be tired of saving the universe from super-villains, but we don't get why he'd want to quit the biz altogether!
This is so sad!!! We don't know how the massive Marvel franchise would even go about finding his replacement!
Then again, Michael B. Jordan will probably make a magnificent Human Torch replacement in the upcoming Fantastic Four reboot, so maybe in a few years he can replace Chris as Captain America, too, LOLz!!
In the meantime, we still have at least two more Chris Evans flicks on deck - Captain America: The Winter Soldier shoots into theaters on April 4th.
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