Ready for the truth??
The former NFL player shared:
Apparently, the transgender woman who had welcomed him into the home was naked and
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Mila Kunis, why are you hiding that beautiful bling on that fing? And by fing, we mean finger!
Ashton Kutcher and Mila went on what looked like a nice, laid-back date up in Studio City yesterday and although Mila's hands are jammed into her pockets, we're sure that was meant to protect everyone's eyes from melting from the ring's enormous diamond.
SRSLY we wouldn't be surprised if Ashton shelled out the money to buy the engagement band from Sauron, the Lord of the Rings himself.
Mila, you should show off your rock more. We want to stare into its majesty until we get hypnotized, just like Jafar used the Sultan's ring to mesmerize him.
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