We did not see this coming at all!
Chris apparently has a nine-month-old daughter with a 31-year-old model friend of his named Nia.
We'll keep you updated as more info comes to light!
[Image via Johnny Louis/WENN.]
We know what you're thinking, but that's not Megatron in our pants — we're just really happy to see you!!!
And if you're a fan of either Mark Wahlberg or of Michael Bay's Transformers franchise, you should be happy to see us, too!
That's because we got our hands on the AMAZEBALLZ new teaser trailer for Transformers: Age of Extinction and we think it will BLOW your puny human mind!
Ch-ch-check out Marky Mark and his awesome army of Autobots (above)!
Holy shizzlesticks, is Earth being attacked by Dinobots? Ahhhh!!!
Shia LaBeouf Optimus Prime — SAVE US!
Transformers: Age of Extinction hits theaters on June 27th. You have been warned.