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Uhhh, then what will it look like? Yikes!!
Fear not, Perezcious readers, Justin Bieber doesn't have any surprises down under that we know of. Although, we won't exactly be able to confirm that on the soon-to-be released jail tapes.
Why?? Well, even though more video footage is being released - including him providing a urine sample - his most prized possession will be blacked out in it!
Two of the five videos set to be released show his lil' buddy while he's urinating, but Beliebers won't be seeing the goods as Miami-Dade County Judge William Altfield ruled that it would take away his privacy to not black bar his Bieberoni:
"Mr. Bieber's right to privacy is paramount. He has not lost his right to privacy, and that is what is important here."
Buuuuut, we suppose we will all see how big that black bar is!!
Small, medium, or large?? What do you Beliebers think we'll see??
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