Jessica Alba must be ready for this all to blow over!
So with all the backlash from customers, they finally decided to address the public.
Guess it was only time!
They revealed in a statement:
[Image via Jessica Alba/Instagram.]
Looks like this Canadian's proverbial hockey stick is having a little trouble being blacked out! The Biebs having trouble blacking out? Unheard of!
However, according to a source, law enforcement is having trouble blurring out the Bieberoni meat stick because he moved around too much!
Well, everyone has to shake it at least a couple of times before finishing!
Is Justin's peen causing a glitch? Perhaps the computer refuses to hide such a majestic dong?! Maybe this is finally the beginning of the rise of the machines?!?
Maybe we'll get a chance to see his peen in the extended cut of Never Say Never? So many questions, so little answers. Well, hopefully not that little.