José Fernández's tragic passing has affected so many people.
The late sports star's longtime love reflected on their time together, writing:
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Looks like this Canadian's proverbial hockey stick is having a little trouble being blacked out! The Biebs having trouble blacking out? Unheard of!
However, according to a source, law enforcement is having trouble blurring out the Bieberoni meat stick because he moved around too much!
Well, everyone has to shake it at least a couple of times before finishing!
Is Justin's peen causing a glitch? Perhaps the computer refuses to hide such a majestic dong?! Maybe this is finally the beginning of the rise of the machines?!?
Maybe we'll get a chance to see his peen in the extended cut of Never Say Never? So many questions, so little answers. Well, hopefully not that little.