Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Now we know- one HECKUVA BIG black bar!
Either Miami Beach PD is being overprotective of Justin's family jewels- or that Bieberoni is an extra large!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Justin whip it out for justice!