Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse over on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
But that wasn't the case!
According to a dude named William Castleberry, there's an old school sex tape floating around featuring a fierce three-way between Marilyn, President John F. Kennedy, and his beloved brother Robert F. Kennedy!
William, a former bodyguard and pro memorabilia collector, says his 8mm copy is the only one in existence! Of course, he's never let anyone else lay eyes on it, and he expects everyone to take him at his word!
Are we srsly supposed to just believe that America's most famous brothers not named Jonas pulled an Eiffel Tower on the most iconic actress in the history of the world?
Yeah, sorry, but we're gonna need more to go on than this dude's word!
The tape was originally slated for auction this week to pay off Castleberry's debts, but those debts were magically cleared at the eleventh hour which means he is no longer forced to sell the tape! Which also means no one else gets to see the supposed footage of the three long dead celebrities doing the dirty!
Hmm, sounds pretty convenient for Castleberry, doesn't it?