WHY ARE FARTS SO FUNNY/HOW DID WE MISS THIS!
A big ole butt toot!
Well, you're going to have to press PLAY (below) to decide for yourself!
The actress also tripped and clawed her best friend, Laura Simpson, on the red carpet, and her bestie has lived to tell the tale, among many others during her experience at the Oscars!
What a lucky girl!!
We finally arrive at the red carpet and as we exit the car, my date eats shit and uses my freshly done Lauren Conrad up do to break her fall. The crowd goes wild. There are flashbulbs and people circling yet no one asks if I need any help because unless you are famous at the Oscars, you are completely invisible. I have never experienced anything like it.
Regardless of the fact that no one asked if you needed any help, because that's totally sad and rude, but hey, how many peole can say they went viral on the interwebs with Jennifer freaking Lawrence?!
Remember those snacks Jennifer was packing during the show? Apparently Laura came with them too! Although she didn't eat them, she did get to feed them to a hungry star! She wrote:
The lovely pregnant Kerry Washington asks me if she could have the Slim Jim in my purse. Glenn Close shows us her Oscar secret, which is a handmade corset and a dress long enough to hide her comfortable shoes.
We would just die if Kerry asked us for a Slim Jim! And it's definitely not every day a star chooses comfort over beauty for a huge award show like that!
Laura was also lucky enough to be in the same room as Brad and Angelina Jolie! Thankfully she finally mustered up the courage to ask Brad what kind of cologne he was wearing because dammit, we all want to know! She wrote:
Brad Pitt smells amazing, like nothing I've ever smelled. Eventually we ask what cologne he's wearing and he tells us, "I don't wear cologne, it's just my musk I guess." I have to choose not to believe him because it would just be unfair to mankind.
Well, there you have it. The world's hottest man certainly got hotter after that revelation!
What a lucky girl!
P.S. Check out some of Laura's behind-the-scenes photos (below)!!