That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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What lucky lives they lead!
Not only are they about a month away from embarking on a three-week tour of Australia & New Zealand, but Prince William and his lovely wife, Kate Middleton, have gone on vacation before they depart on another vacation!
As you do when you're a Prince, we guess!
The royal pair have gone off to relax on the beaches of the Maldives!
But what about poor little Prince George?! He wasn't invited?!?
Well, maybe they were looking for a nice little lovers getaway!
We don't blame them, though! Their Australia/New Zealand tour includes visiting 12 different cities in three weeks!
We're sure it'll be crazy!
Let's just hope they've found a new nanny before then!
Unless, they haven't and they're trying to relax now while they still can!
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