The reported victim responded with:
[Image via Instagram.]
Except it was Yale's FRIGGIN' School of Drama Class of 2012, people!
We were able to dig up some fab stage photos of Lupita in drag, a lovely gown, and more from various productions put on by the iconic Ivy League institution.
Ch-ch-check out the AH-Mazing gallery (below) in all its flashback glory, and see if you can recognize her first roles…ever!
[Image via Yale School of Drama]