Beauty is pain!
Sure, in the age of the Internet, newspapers are going the way of the 8-track, but there are some things you just can't say with a tweet.
Or at least, you can't say them with quite as much class.
"I would like to say congratulations to Shara Cormier and Patrick Brown. They are expecting a baby. Hope you both are really in love and I hope it works out.
Patrick's wife, Timeshia Brown."
Wow! Talk about taking the high road! We'd like to think we could toss such sophisticated shade if we were in that situation!
Not that you even have to shade a man that goes behind his wife's back and gets his homewrecker up the duff!
Nope, the facts do it all. And that's what newspapers are good for.
That and putting this thing on your fridge!
Ch-ch-check out the pic (below) to see the newspaper announcement in the pulpy flesh!