So unless you are Trump himself, watch and enjoy the roasting (above)!
If You Missed Lindsay Last Night, Fear Not! We Have The Best Moments From Lindsay Lohan's Docu-Series Right HERE!!
You all know that LiLo can't do things without drama….
So, no surprise, last night's debut episode of Lindsay was absolutely CRAZY!
Seriously, we NEVER thought we'd see the REAL Lindsay Lohan!
And by real LiLo, we mean crying, shouting, flipping out Lindsay!
We guess that's what she meant when she said she said her intention was to "be me."
The best moment though, and there were so, so many, was probably when she had a full on breakdown at her lingerie shoot.
Ch-ch-check out the clip of it (above) and see some of our other favorite moments from last night's show (in GIFs)…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
We met Lindsay's sober coach, Michael Cormier! He's got a tough job, especially because it seems like Lindsay really doesn't want to get better. She'd rather just be Lindsay!
She mentioned Alexis Neiers (but not by name)! (BTW - She wishes you the best, babe!)
And explained how the judge was being mean to her, not "helping" her.
Plus, she tearfully warned people NOT to put words in her mouth during her breakdown (above)!
She, also, made sure to remind the world that she's not Oprah.
And when she couldn't get the apartment she wanted, she asked for a new room in her hotel. But she didn't move all her stuff, that's what her Personal Assistant is for! Duh!
We felt bad for him, because there was A LOT of stuff!
From the first episode alone, we already can't WAIT to see what else is in store for us this season!!