Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Historic fraternity Gamma Phi Gamma will no longer be recognized by Wilmington College after one of its pledges lost his testicle in a hazing incident last Halloween.
During the hazing event on that fateful night, 20 Gamma Phi Gamma pledges were told to imitate swimming in three inches of water on the floor of the frat house.
According to a search warrant from Wilmington Detective Brian Kratze, these pledges had to strip down completely naked and were applied with an ICY HOT like substance before they laid down on the floor to "swim."
They then had a number of various items put in the mouth and were instructed to make sexually explicit movements and were:
"struck with towels and shirts that had the ends balled in knots or items tied inside to inflict pain.”
We will never understand why someone would subject themselves to this much pain and humility to join a fraternity!