One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Justin Bieber just received his court date, and it looks like he'll be having a Tequila-less Cinco de Mayo because his Florida DUI trial begins on May 5th!
Ay ay ay!
With this in mind, here are the 5 things that Bieberoni would rather do than spend all day in court this Cinco!
1. Do a seksi shirtless dance with Selena Gomez!
2. Release a comedy album entitled Justin's Deposition Standup Special: The Hits Volume II!
3. Hang out with Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, seeing how the two are besties!
4. Still celebrating May the Fourth with a bunch of Star Wars fanatics!
5. Doing shots of tequila off a stripper's boob with Khalil!