Well, this should surely teach people not to mess with Selena Gomez!
However, that's no reason to get physical, gurl!
Ch-ch-check out the pap pushing vid...AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Justin Bieber just received his court date, and it looks like he'll be having a Tequila-less Cinco de Mayo because his Florida DUI trial begins on May 5th!
Ay ay ay!
With this in mind, here are the 5 things that Bieberoni would rather do than spend all day in court this Cinco!
1. Do a seksi shirtless dance with Selena Gomez!
2. Release a comedy album entitled Justin's Deposition Standup Special: The Hits Volume II!
3. Hang out with Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, seeing how the two are besties!
4. Still celebrating May the Fourth with a bunch of Star Wars fanatics!
5. Doing shots of tequila off a stripper's boob with Khalil!