It's finally done!
The stated reason for the divorce? "Irreconcilable differences."
Kris and Bruce will share joint custody over Kylie Jenner, but neither will receive spousal support.
While a big reunion is indeed being discussed, Tina has crushed our dreams of a sequel faster than Cady Herring cracked her Spring Fling crown!
"I saw Lindsay at the first episode of 'The Tonight Show,' and I was just saying to her backstage, 'Oh, I think someone's going to call us because people have been calling, people have been trying to organize some kind of televised reunion because it's the 10th anniversary of the movie, but it's not like another movie."
And why not??!
Well, it would be hard to make a sequel without a script and Tina doesn't have one!
The funny lady continued:
"I wish I had written a movie. No, it's just. … Mostly we’re trying to get a party going. Just a party. At best a party."
Ugh! I guess we'll take what we can get! LOLz!
Still, Tina never said she would NEVER write a script, right??! HA!
Can't blame us for holding onto hope that we'll finally get to meet Glen CoCo! *SIGH*