Gushing over the sweet couple, a confidante revealed:
"Urine" For A Treat! Macklemore Replaces Ryan Lewis With A Toilet In Wacky Music Video! Watch Him Give A Rim Job HERE!
When we think of the weirdest thing we could have possibly witnessed today, it'd definitely be a combo of Macklemore, a toilet, and an unexplained reggae accent…otherwise known as the above clip.
Macklemore took to Instagram to post a video that's basically a musical PSA about toilet seat etiquette, one that will make you ask such bizarre questions as, "is that Macklemore's pee in that toilet bowl?"
"ITS TIME THAT US MEN STARTED RESPECTING TO THE BASIN THAT OUR QUEENS SIT ON! LETS RAISE THE NEXT GENERATION TO HAVE BETTER AIM SO WOMEN DONT HAVE TO PEE & POOP ON OUR PEE!…and IM NOT TRYING TO POOP ON YOUR PEE EITHER! BASICALLY, TO ALL THE FRAT GUYS AND SH*TTY DADS, QUIT FUCKING UP THE DEUCE SESH FOR THE REST OF US! BUMP THIS CUT IN ALL AIRPORT BATHROOMS AND FOOTBALL GAMES! F*CK A DRUNK DAD PISSING ON THE GROUND, AND A FRAT BRO TOO HAMMERED TO HANDLE HIS DANGLER! MAN UP AND LEARN DONG CONTROL!…IM OUT!!!"
We wonder if he will use his next awards show acceptance speech will give a shout out to "dong control." What a controversial cause he's attached himself to!
Maybe his next video will involve him scatting about more scatological functions?
[Video via Instagram.]