One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
So… this happened!
The poster for Cam Gigandet's upcoming raunch-com just went live and, well, there aren't really words to describe it!
As you might be able to tell from the super awkward artwork (above), it's a buddy film about Cam and his wisecracking d*ck — sadly, that's not a euphemism for a private detective.
We can't really fault Cam for making the movie — he needs to pay for those baby diapers somehow — but we might fast forward through the scenes where he's wearing clothes!
Oh well, it is called BAD Johnson — at least no one can accuse the studio of false advertising!
Bad Johnson hits VOD April 1st and theaters May 2nd.
[Image via Gravitas Ventures]