Early 2000s Nicole Richie is our favorite.
The fashionista explained:
Oh Gwyneth Paltrow!
As if we can really be all that surprised that you would push a $1,200 box onto people!
But yet, we still can't believe that despite the occasional GOOP backlash, Gwynnie is still pushing her pricey products.
Case in point, the $1,200 box we mentioned! Well, it is an exclusive malachite andu box, whatever that might be!
Hopefully that means it makes money every time you close it!
Unfortunately, it doesn't sound like that's the case because it's described as a box good for keepsakes. It could be displayed on your coffee table or dressing table!
Uh, what kind of keepsakes are you keeping in a box that expensive? Hopefully not old fortunes from fortune cookies!
There's also a travel kit with just four products in it for $300! And yes, we said travel so that means the products aren't jumbo size.
But let's not forget some fancy shoes she's advertising. They're basically Keds, but made of magenta pony hair and beige leather. Oh, and they have the lovely price tag of $495. Well, did you expect pony hair to be cheap?!
We just hope Gwyneth doesn't trick too many people into buying these items…we mean, uh, good luck with GOOP!
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