If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Because she’s seen it in real life!
And according to her, the rumors are true!
ZOMG! That’s a lotta meat!
Miz Rivers was dishing dirt like only she can last night at LAX, saying that she took a peek at Carson’s peen back in the day!
“I saw it in real life. How do you think you got on the show!?”
Joan knows what Johnny’s got going on down there but she still wants to see this alleged sex tape for herself to see which wife he made it with!
After all, Carson was married four times in his life!
"Obviously the wife that he made it with wasn’t the wife at the time that he made it. Once you’re married, you don’t wear knee pads.”
Looks like Joan still has some snark left for her former frienemy!
Johnny may be gone, but his famous genitalia will live on FOREVER!
Ch-ch-check out Joan Rivers talking about Carson's junk above!