That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
In his new book, Love Life, Rob opens up about the wild days he spent with Madonna, including their electric first meeting!
"She was cute and she was young and she was single, and so I sat front-row . . . she was a revelation. 'Madonna would like to see you backstage,' a security guard said as the house lights came up. She had flawless skin and eyes that imparted secrets … she asked what movie I was working on and so I told her a little about ‘St. Elmo’s Fire,’ which I had just finished. ‘I play the bad boy,’ I said. Madonna just smiled. She seemed to like that."
Unfortunately, it seems she didn't like it enough to get him into bed!
Or maybe Rob was just a little too uptight for the free spirit that is Madge!
He revealed another meeting between the two months later at Palladium:
"Madonna and I were discussing where we would sneak off to at the end of the evening when she suddenly jumped up and said, ‘Let’s dance!’. . . ‘I’ll wait here,’ I said. ‘Suit yourself,’ she replied as she waded beyond the velvet rope into the fray. ‘You’re crazy,’ I said, half meaning it. ‘No I’m not,’ she said . . . ‘I’m just not going to let success f–k up my fun.’"
That is SO MADONNA!!
And from the looks of her many years of fun since, we're guessing nothing had f*cked up her good times!
But we're just bummed the potential good times between her and Rob were f*cked up…and not in the kinky way! LOLz!
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