If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
We hope Breezy was wearing his raincoat when the cops hauled his behind in last week, because now the sh*t has really hit the fan!
Late Monday afternoon a judge ordered Chris Brown to stay locked up in jail until his next hearing, which won't be until late April!
Superior Court Judge James R. Brandlin went so far as to say he was super troubled by comments the singer allegedly made while in rehab, most especially ones concerning his supposed proficiency with guns and knives.
Whoa!!! That means the Don't Wake Me Up singer will spend at least the next month behind bars!!! Yikes! We don't know much about the Men's Central Jail, but we're guessing he'll have to eat a lot of bologna sandwiches!
As you probably already know, CB was initially taken to lock up late last week after being expelled from rehab for a violation of the treatment center's policies — the specifics of which are still a bit vague.
That constituted a violation of the probation a judge placed him on back in 2009 for mercilessly and brutally beating Rihanna!
Do U think Breezy is going to be able to handle the hard time???
[Image via Ramey Pix.]