Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
So what happens when Ellen decides to all up her "old friend" Matthew to wish him a happy St. Patrick's Day?
Silliness ensues, that's what!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the HIGHlarious phone call between Ellen and "Mr. McConaughey"! LOLz!