Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
In fact, the One Direction babe is so smitten with the southern California sunshine that he just bought a $4 million mansion in an ultra exclusive gated community in Beverly Hills!
And it's a palace only fit for a boy band king, featuring a five bedroom main house, a completely separate one bedroom guest house, a courtyard, and a swimming pool lined with lush trees for extra privacy.
The swanky digs also has fine features like floor-to-ceiling windows, a romantic bridge, a bar, a gym, and AH-mazing views of the tranquil canyons.
The only bummer with an estate like this is that it's unlikely we'll be seeing much of Harry's mug around town — you know, since he has ALL the accommodations he'd ever need right at home.
As if he didn't have enough swagger with the ladies before! LOLz!