It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
…But what if she DID tweet?
What HIGHlarious & genius things would J.Law have to say to the world?!?
Well, we may never find out what she would ACTUALLY say, but we totally imagined the pizza-inspired, reality tv watching, poking fun tweets she would send into the twitterverse.
And now we really want J.Law to create one!
She would totally tweet about pizza.
Plus, she would take every opportunity she could to make fun of Josh Hutcherson!
She would totally instigate fights with other bow & arrow wielding movie characters!
J.Law would totally tweet about farts, like, all the time. Poor Bradley Cooper…
She would probably profess her love to Honey Boo Boo all the time.
Her boyfriend, the talented Nicholas Hoult IS definitely on Twitter and we can TOTALLY see her sending him ridiculous (& adorable) tweets!
Lastly, we can totally see J.Law asking the Twitterverse HIGHlarious & ridiculous questions with the hashtag, #askingforafriend.
Wait… why ISN'T she on Twitter????
If she did even HALF of these things it would be AH-MAZEballz!!!
Someone get her a handle, pronto!!!!
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