We doubt Michelle Pugh is smiling now!
"Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights a blow out and a blowjob call …"
And then she actually included a phone number!
Ch-ch-check out the post (below)!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]
Aren't they adorable with Directioners?!?!
Lirry was in London to have dinner with a duo of lucky winners from a Trekstock competition, where two peeps won the chance to go on a dinner date with the One Direction dudes!
We have no idea what actually went on during the meal - but here's hoping for some Lady and the Tramp-style spaghetti slurpage!
Liam was looking perfectly tanned, full of facial hair and refreshed, while Har looked easy breezy…
Even though he just closed a $4 million deal on a Beverly Hills bachelor pad!
We can't wait to see all the boybanders back together chillin' at Harbear's new digs!
[Image via Will Alexander/WENN.]