This is unimaginably tragic.
The team did release a statement on the matter, though (below):
In Touch said they were blurring the other names on this starlet's sex list because the men had families and kids…
But it looks like they just wanted to release Lindsay Lohan's alleged A-list sexual conquests gradually!
Orlando Bloom, Ashton Kutcher, Ryan Phillippe and Benicio Del Toro have all been named as former seXXXual flames of the Mean Girls actress in a list that was apparently created at the Beverly Hills Hotel on January 30, 2013.
"Lindsay loves being linked to good-lookng, famous, successful men."
According to this newly released section of the star's little black book, LiLo has also had her way with sports stars Danny Cipriani and Aaron Voros, director Josh Mond, model Petey Wrightand, and Paris Hilton's ex-BF Stavros Niarchos!
We have no idea if there's any truth behind this list of romps…
But we have a feeling if you tune in next week—the mag reveals even more about Lindsay's bedroom affairs!
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