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Shirtless Celebrity Showdown! Vote HERE & Decide Which Half-Naked Hunk Should Stand Atop The Perez Pyramid!

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In case you hadn't noticed, March Madness is upon us which means it's brackets, brackets, everywhere (brackets, brackets, in our hair)!!!

And brackets — or, as we prefer to call them, Perez Pyramids — aren't just for sportzball anymore, either!!!

We're trying to decide which marvelous male entertainer looks the best when they're half-naked, so we've pit them against each other in a contest to try and determine who has the world's AH-Mazing shirtless bod!!!

Ch-ch-check out the match-ups and vote for your favorites…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

1. Zac Efron vs. 16. Chris Evans
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Left: When you look up "AMAZEBALLZ abs" in the Perezictionary, you get a picture of Zac Efron's stunning shirtless body. Seriously, though, Zefron's abs are the abs that other abs aspire to be like. They are the gold standard. They are the Alpha and the Omega.

Right: Chris Evans's Captain America is certainly cut like a Belgian diamond, but the super heroic super stud loses points because those Marvel films rely so heavily on CGI to fill out his man muscles.

This contest has our top ranked man going head-to-head against a guy who barely made the cut (pun intended), but only you get to decide which ab-tastic celeb advances on to the next round…

Which Shirtless Celeb Is SeXXXier? (Zefron vs. Chris)

  • 16. Chris Evans (54%)
  • 1. Zac Efron (46%)

Total Votes: 10,080

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Disagree with our rankings? Pissed off because we forgot one of your faves? Sound off in the comment section!

[Image via BauerGriffinOnline/Marvel/WENN.]

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25 comments to “Shirtless Celebrity Showdown! Vote HERE & Decide Which Half-Naked Hunk Should Stand Atop The Perez Pyramid!”



  1. 1

    channing has put on weight it has to be zaccy hes always the cleanest and cutest looking

  2. Moz says – reply to this


    2

    You are a big, fucking pervert and you make gay people look bad.

  3. Janel says – reply to this


    3

    Chris Evans all the way - Zac Efron isn't even that hot….not sure why you rank him first!

  4. Default Setting says – reply to this


    4

    You are disgusting.

  5. an says – reply to this


    5

    If it's edited…I don't think it's fair to put evan in

  6. adblockplus says – reply to this


    6

    Please please dont vote !
    Perez is maorly desperate for hits and clicks !
    Please dont vote



  7. 7

    How about Mathew McConaghey (sp?) vs someone else.

  8. Wheres Hiddles? says – reply to this


    8

    Where is Tom Hiddleston in this list? This is a fail without Tom…. Fix it.

  9. never born atheist. says – reply to this


    9

    Since i'm not gay, for me I guess it boils down to whichever one has the hottest girl wins. So i googled some their girlfriends and NONE Of them have dated anything as sexy or as exotic as my girl. Its very possible that I am dating a hotter girl than any of these guys (debatable because beauty is in the eye of the non blind). My girl looks exotic to me. Theirs look like, the same old shiit i see my friend reeling in. Ordinary females. And I'm just an average looking guy. I have no pecs. I'm a lanky tall nerdy guy but scored a hotter girl than any of these guys did. Why? I cant even figure out which one of these guys scored the hotter chick. All their alleged chicks are on the same rung of ordinary. Not one of them is with someone I'd trade my girl for. That is proof that either there is no god or that i am god.

  10. u know says – reply to this


    10

    Taylor lautner is the main reason guys being shirtless is such a thing now.

  11. annieoo says – reply to this


    11

    umm…how old are you again?



  12. 12

    Re: never born atheist.
    "Since I'm not gay." What a stupid f;ng comment! makes you LOOK gay by starting off with that! Guys like you who write that are weird. Who gives a S*hit if you're gay! Women watch beauty pagents all the time and rate and vote on other women. Doesn't make them lesbians!

  13. brittany says – reply to this


    13

    the CGI on chris evans isnt to ADD muscles…its for when he had to be super scrawny and stuff…before his character under goes the "super solider" transformation.

  14. never born atheist says – reply to this


    14

    Re: Chris_Mc – I have to say "since i'm not gay" because that is a scientific fact. I do not have the ability to judge male beauty. I cant see it. And today, beauty pageants are so politically correct that calling them 'beauty" pageants is stupid. Beauty pageants were those things they use to have back in the 1950s when men had balls and werent afraid to use them. "this woman is the MOST beautiful and thus wins"…"but she has no brains"… "this is a BEAUTY pageant. Not a spelling bee" (1950's judges). " Women watch beauty pagents all the time and rate and vote on other women. Doesn't make them lesbians!". … true but i trust lesbians' ability to judge female beauty MUCH more than I do hetero womens'. Hetero women are the reason pageants became so pc. "which woman should we choose as the winner?"…. "which one wont anger the hetero women?"



  15. 15

    WHAT ABOUT JARED LETO OMG

  16. Nancy Logan says – reply to this


    16

    What about Henry Cavill?? Why is he not on your list?

  17. james says – reply to this


    17

    Re: adblockplus – They why are you on his site?! LOL

  18. Justin says – reply to this


    18

    Why no Justin Bieber he has some body ;)

  19. maryanne says – reply to this


    19

    WHERE IS HENRY CAVILL?!?!?!?!? his body was the hottest thing to hit the cinema in AGES!!! And Harry Styles?!?! seriously!?!?!
    Zac Efron should've been paired against Ryan Goslin, and Chris Evans with Henry Cavill.



  20. 20

    in my opinion I believe that Henry Cavill is the sexiest man alive.

  21. shirtlesspolice says – reply to this


    21

    LOL Perez is so desperate to put his boy Efron through by pitting him against the best body in the business and throw stupid comments about CGI.

    GOOGLE Chris Evans shirtless and you'll see his hairy abs. Zac got nothing on him.
    And I dont hate Zac whatsoever.

  22. Jubba says – reply to this


    22

    Have you seen Wesley Stromberg from Emblem3 shirtless? Google , he beats them all.

  23. Person says – reply to this


    23

    Re: adblockplus – It's not edited. That's his muscles, no edits at all.

  24. Alexandra says – reply to this


    24

    Charlie Hunnam
    Ryan phillipe

  25. sash everdeen says – reply to this


    25

    I know this is a done poll but I gotta say, Chris Evans' muscles are real, the cgi was to make him look skinny. You seem to bias over Zac