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E.T. Sex Toys Are Real! Real Creepy, That Is! Click HERE & Have Your Childhood RUINED!

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We all saw Elliott teach his candy-loving alien buddy how to speak basic English and make phone calls, but apparently we missed the scene where he whips out a Playboy and shows E.T. how to find the clitoris!

Huh, maybe Steven Spielberg must have saved the anatomy lesson for E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial's director's cut?

At any rate, E.T. is all grown up and looking to get frisky! No, seriously! Someone is actually crafting and selling handmade E.T. plush dolls that double as vibrators!

For only $900, the Entertainment Tonight MATURE Erotic ET Plush Plushie Stuffed Animal Movie Memorabilia Novelty Bullet Styled Vibrator can be yours! Ha, try saying that six times fast!

According to the online shop's disturbing description, the doll stands nearly two feet tall and is "double stuffed for your pleasure."

Uhhh, yeah. Childhood = over.

Our only question:

How the heck do you clean the little guy?

[Image via Etsy.]

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2 comments to “E.T. Sex Toys Are Real! Real Creepy, That Is! Click HERE & Have Your Childhood RUINED!”



  1. 1

    Have any of you read the book? I did, the movie gives the impression that ET is young whereas in the book he is a middle aged senior scientist who resents being treated like a toy by the two children in the movie. If you have not read it, check to see if your library carries it, the book is really good.

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    This…is…disgusting!!! Steven!!! Why did you let this happen???