That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Jake Gyllenhaal sure does look good in a suit!
Seriously, we're incredibly impressed by it!
Even though we may like our Jakey when he's got some minor scruff, we're sure there are many people who prefer him like this.
Either way, there's no one who can deny that he's a hottie, especially once they stare into those two, beautiful, blue eyes!
We could get lost in them all day!
[Image via Sean Thorton/WENN.]