Dudes Completely Freak Out When They Think They're On ChatRoulette With Jason Statham! (Wait, ChatRoulette Is Still A Thing?!)
These guys' hearts probably started beating as fast as…well, Jason Statham in Cranked! Or Cranked 2! Was there a Cranked 3? Did he ever guest star in Crank Yankers?
The world may never know. Unfortunately for these guys, their chance encounter on ChatRoulette with who they believed to be Jason (oddly placed in the tumultuous Ukraine), was not real.
In fact, a user named MrJilbertoo used a looping video of Jason to confuse this bored foursome…just like in the movie Speed!!! Which Jason was sadly not in.
However, unlike Dennis Hopper's character in Speed, these guys weren't able to catch the loop. And as a result, absolute chaos ensues in this video.
There's a lot of high pitched screaming that approaches the same frequencies as dog whistles. One guy takes off his shirt. It's the best example of fangirling you'll see all day.