Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Well, it happened.
Though, knowing how tough Anna is, The Devil Wears Prada WAS loosely based on her, we have a feeling that this cover didn't come without a cost.
But what, exactly, did Yeezus have to do?
Well, we don't ACTUALLY know, but we have quite a bunch of theories.
He had to bump his head into a sign on purpose, but make it look like an accident.
Wear a leather skirt. And like it.
Give her VIP seats at his concerts for FREE, for LIFE.
Anna made 'Ye name his first-born any name she wanted & she chose another direction. At least it's better than West West!
She made him detail him & Kim's sexual experiences in a song for all to hear.
The extremely made-fun Bound 2 music video was her idea & he had to listen to her (for the cover, duh).
He had to completely lose his SHIZ during a radio interview!
She got to pick out Kim's MET Gala outfit.
Kim had to agree to be Anna's assistant for a week The Devil Wears Prada style.
Anna had to pick out Kim's Christmas present.
He's already promised Anna that on her 16th birthday, North West will pose for Vogue, free of charge.
He had to "invent" a new style of pants that were sure to fail, aka leather jogging pants.
Kim had to get a blood facial and pretend to like it.
He had to get Kimmy to agree to do her hair like this:
So, KimYe, was it worth it????