Special Delivery! Condoms Stuffed With Cocaine Were Headed To The Vatican! Who Was The Unholy Package Meant For?!
What in the name of all that is holy is going on at The Vatican?!
Someone in the tiny Catholic enclave was expecting a package that was concealing 14 condoms filled with cocaine!
German customs officials discovered the drugs hidden inside a shipment of cushions coming from South America. The package was addressed only to the Vatican’s postal office, meaning anyone there could have gone to pick it up!
Is there a clergyman with a coke habit living in the Apostolic Palace??
During the subsequent sting operation though, no one came to claim the package. Cops believe the intended recipient must have been tipped off!
Someone at the Vatican needs to go to confession because this is about as big a sin the holy city has ever seen!