All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
[Image via Splash News.]
Who puts the glad in gladiator?! Dwayne Johnson!
Okay, so maybe gladiators weren't around in the time of Hercules, but still, Dwayne makes the perfect demi-god! He's already practically immortal himself!
Dwayne posted this first official photo of himself as Hercules, for the upcoming film Hercules: The Thracian Wars, on Twitter, along with this epic caption:
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) March 24, 2014
The above pic features Dwayne swinging around his other foot-long-plus club, and wearing some armor with a six-pack hammered into the metal! It's weird to think Dwayne's actual six-pack might be stronger!
And do we spy the Nemean lion draped over his back?! We hope they used the carcass of The Lion King's Scar just like they did in the animated film, but that might be wishful thinking!
Personally, we'd undertake the 12 Labors just to get another sweet pic of this handsome man! We'd drink his nectar of the Gods any day of the week!
[Image via Paramount Pictures.]