Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We could have had another chance to see Rayon?!
"I thought about dragging up for the Oscars, going as Rayon, because I knew that she would have loved to be there. It’s so much work for girls to get ready. I was brought up by my mom, so I always had an appreciation of women. But now I have more respect for the process. It’s a lot, what women have to do to themselves. But in the end, when you put that final dash of lipstick on and your look all comes together, it really is a glorious reward."
We would have loved this, and seeing Jared flawlessly pull off a dress again would have made our night! In fact, the idea of him going up to accept the award as Rayon might be the greatest Oscars speech that never was!
Not to say his acceptance speech wasn't anything short of poetry.
Well, maybe next time, Jared? Please? Perhaps at a Thirty Seconds to Mars concert?!