Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
When Miley made a stop in Miami this weekend for her Bangerz tour, she received her just desserts: a huge cake that reportedly cost $5,000 to make!
This cake has everything! A crying kitty cat likened to Miley's wet pussy (ew, gross, not that kind) from the AMAs, a teddy bear with bling, depictions of Miley and her giraffe-like tongue, a hot dog, and a foam finger (which we're guessing did NOT touch Robin Thicke's junk).
We do think it's kind of cool that at one point Miley's tongue might have touched Miley's tongue without the Universe collapsing in on itself!
Miley was spotted at Cameo night club, where she presumably ate the cake with friends! What a cake boss!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]