No way! Like we said, Justin and Michelle are just friends!
Wait, is this the Biebs' boat? It sure looks like it! Then again, every yacht in Ibiza, right?
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Coldplay is one of those bands you listen to when the walls are closing in on you and your soul is drenched in despair!
We don't understand the physics of the whole thing, but, somehow, by listening to Chris Martin yelp about his own broken heart, yours gets healed by osmosis!
But what happens when it's the sad song singer with the stiletto-crushed heart and totally trampled soul??
Personally, we think the 37-year-old Brit rocker should look for solace within his own band's discography!
We put together a list of Coldplay's saddest songs, ones that perfectly describe the misery the band's frontman must now be marinating in, and we think he should put our playlist on repeat!
1. Fix You.
When the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you can't replace
When you love someone but it goes to waste
Could it be worse?
4. The Scientist.
6. Til Kingdom Come.
In your tears and in your blood
In your fire and in your flood
I hear you laugh, I heard you sing
I wouldn't change a single thing
7. Don’t Panic.
9. Death & All His Friends.
10. Green Eyes.
I came here with a load
And it feels so much lighter
Now I met you
And honey you should know
That I could never go on without you
Ugh. They're ALL such heart-wrenching pleas of desperation — which do U think he can relate to best?