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No! Not Christopher Robin! Find Out Why Winnie The Pooh Might Have To Make A Few Visits To Prison HERE!

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Deep in the Hundred Acre Wood where Christopher Robin KILLS!

A man from Port Neches, Texas with the same name as Winnie the Pooh's boyish ward just got convicted for the 2007 murder of his roommate, Wayne Beavers.

He was just sentenced to 56 years (talk about a little black rain cloud), which might give him some time to read the works of A. A. Milne.

Poor Pooh bear though. First, Eeyore has to go to rehab for an addiction to tranquilizers, and now this? Okay, so maybe THAT didn't happen, but it's still a possibility.

Maybe Gopher will try to Shawshank Christopher out of the big house honey pot?!

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5 comments to “No! Not Christopher Robin! Find Out Why Winnie The Pooh Might Have To Make A Few Visits To Prison HERE!”



  1. 1

    Nice Joke. I guess you forgot someone was murdered. Someone lost a son, brother, cousin, friend..etc. Oh thats right, you can say these lame jokes and its ok. If the deceased were gay you would post something different and or start attacking the person who did said what you said. You make gays look bad.

  2. Sorasenpai says – reply to this


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    Re: manymoms

    Someones got sand up their vag.

  3. THISISGAY says – reply to this


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    Christopher Robin Milne died in 1996. STOP FUCKING LYING AND DEFAME THESE PEOPLE

    TO EVERYONE: THIS IS FAKE FAKE FAKE THE REAL MILNE DIED IN 1996, NOT CONVICTED OF MURDER IN 2014 YOU PEREZ DUMBASSES

  4. readyoumoron says – reply to this


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    Re: THISISGAY – lol are you serious? did you read the article you dumbass

    Re: manymoms – no one gives a fuck someone got murdered it's still a funny article now go lay down

  5. Kristo-Ham says – reply to this


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    Re: readyoumoron – Lay down? It's "lie down". Here's how I remember: Inanimate objects and dead things lay. Living things lie.