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World's Creepiest Animatronic Stripper Wants To Give You A Lap Dance In The VIP Room Of Hell! See The Vid HERE!

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Have you ever wondered what would happen if an Austin Powers Sexbot went to the creepy orgy in Eyes Wide Shut?

No, of course you haven't! You're a normal, tax-paying citizen!

Jordan Wolfson, however, is an arteeeest of the highest caliber! He doesn't paint or make stuff out of clay or anything boring like that, though.

His canvas is your mind! His watercolors are the stuff nightmares are made of!!

His extremely terrifying new installation - called for some reason "unnamed doll" and not "It feasts on your soul!" - is a scantily-clad and pleasantly proportioned animatronic mannequin with a grotesque face, Mickey Mouse hands, and hips that gyrate to Satan's very own cover of Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines.

Plus, the thing's a** is covered is gross goo and there's a stripper pole coming out of its chest!!

Seriously, we're not even f*cking kidding.

Curious to see it with your own eyes?

No, of course you aren't. You're a normal, tax-paying citizen. We've been over this. Still… we don't blame you if you're a tad curious.

Ch-ch-check out the most horrific thing you will ever see in your life art…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

It's not creepy, it's art!! Yeah, keep telling yourself that, LOLz.

The dancing unnamed doll will be appearing at Manhattan's David Zwirner Art Gallery through April 19th until Baal drags them back to the eighth circle of Hell.

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5 comments to “World's Creepiest Animatronic Stripper Wants To Give You A Lap Dance In The VIP Room Of Hell! See The Vid HERE!”

  1. Èþð says – reply to this


    Oh gosh, I was thinking: This is the newest Gaga's clip!!? 0o

  2. yuo says – reply to this


    Re: Èþð – No, because GAGA's new G.U.Y. video is amazing, just like her…she is original and talented. The hate that some direct towards her is nothing but a bunch of insecure, no talents that have failed in life…Cannot wait for the ARTPOP tour.

  3. Bevi says – reply to this


    I hate it, but the artist is a genius. Despite the imbedded pole and the scary, scary face, there those who will say, "I'd hit it."

  4. Rob zombie says – reply to this


    I dated her in college

  5. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: yuo – Yes, if you dislike Gaga you must be a failure, unlike her. :roll. Some very successful people really can't stand her. I don't mind her, but I know plenty who do. Getcherheadout.