World's Creepiest Animatronic Stripper Wants To Give You A Lap Dance In The VIP Room Of Hell! See The Vid HERE!
Have you ever wondered what would happen if an Austin Powers Sexbot went to the creepy orgy in Eyes Wide Shut?
No, of course you haven't! You're a normal, tax-paying citizen!
Jordan Wolfson, however, is an arteeeest of the highest caliber! He doesn't paint or make stuff out of clay or anything boring like that, though.
His canvas is your mind! His watercolors are the stuff nightmares are made of!!
His extremely terrifying new installation - called for some reason "unnamed doll" and not "It feasts on your soul!" - is a scantily-clad and pleasantly proportioned animatronic mannequin with a grotesque face, Mickey Mouse hands, and hips that gyrate to Satan's very own cover of Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines.
Plus, the thing's a** is covered is gross goo and there's a stripper pole coming out of its chest!!
Seriously, we're not even f*cking kidding.
Curious to see it with your own eyes?
No, of course you aren't. You're a normal, tax-paying citizen. We've been over this. Still… we don't blame you if you're a tad curious.
It's not creepy, it's art!! Yeah, keep telling yourself that, LOLz.
The dancing unnamed doll will be appearing at Manhattan's David Zwirner Art Gallery
through April 19th until Baal drags them back to the eighth circle of Hell.