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So…you've just discovered the magic that is One Direction!
Well, then, welcome to the Directioner fandom!
But, if you're not convinced as to your 1D fan status, then have no fear, we've figured out all the signs.
If you're curious as to whether you're officially a part of the fandom…
Well, it starts with listening (& dancing) to their music 24/7…
Then you realize you can tell which guy is singing in each of the songs!
And then it spirals out of control….
Plus, you stalk their personal Twitters which result in borderline begging tweets whenever they say they’ll do a follow spree!
AND the second one of them tweets, your entire page & timeline is spammed with "follow me" requests from you and your 1D fan friends!
You succeed in convincing yourself to skip school to watch them on TV!
All of your money is spent on clothes that proclaim your allegiance to the boys! (via Nylon)
You can’t see a boy with dimples without thinking about Harry!
1D Day may or may not have resulted in you sitting for 7 hours straight without taking a pee break because you could've missed something!
You pretend to love their girlfriends (or fiancé), but if you're being honest, you secretly hate them!
You know the name of all their family members! Every. Single. One.
"Which guy is your favorite" is the hardest question EVER since your favorite member constantly changes because you love them all so much!
You watch This Is Us on repeat and remember exactly when every event that happened!
You pretend to love soccer because Louis and Niall are your favorites & they LOVE it!
It's not even a question of whether or not you'll spend $500 on a concert ticket just to watch them lay around on stage and talk about nonsense the whole night…
And it's worth every penny.
When any of them get a new tattoo, you spend the day analyzing every single reason why they chose it and how it’s connected to their other tattoos!
If a new video is released your plans for the day are immediately canceled because you will watch it over and over and over again.
And you can’t help but think all of these things are crazy…
But you love those five boys and wouldn’t have it any other way!!