That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
We can't believe this fell completely under our radar…!
What the WHAT!
After doing some Instagram recon, we discovered the (above) photo in which RiFF posted last Wednesday, with the caption:
"ON A DATE WiTH KATY PERRY SHE iS PURDY"
A camera crew caught up with the rapper in Miami yesterday, and he was all about explaining the date night with his Teenage Dream girl:
"It was fun. We had some sushi, we went bowling, and then we had a few drinks. We just chilled. Average date situation. Who knows where things might go. We just gotta see where things may lead to."
We almost wouldn't believe the validity of this date - but KatyKat herself regramed RiFF RAFF's picture a few days after it was posted, explaining:
"TBT to when I went on a date with Riff Raff aka @jodyhighroller also, regram!"
If this is seriously a thing, we might have an extreme odd couple rebound situation on our hands…
There are so many other less cornrowed and diamond-grilled fish in the sea! LOLz!
[Image via Instagram]