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Drunk Dude Wore His Pants As A Shirt & Got ARRESTED For Crimes Against His Own Clothes?! The Fashion Police Are REAL?

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This is either the world's best audition tape for What Not to Wear or a tragic example of how drinking leads to disastrous decisions!!!

Bryan Hill passed out in his Honda on Sunday morning and when Indianapolis Police found him they noticed something quite peculiar!

The dude was missing clothes! He was wearing only underwear, one sock, and jeans!

Most disturbingly, though, he was wearing his pants like a shirt! He had them on top of his body and had thrust his arms through the leg hole!

Wait, WHAT!? How could anyone make such a fashion faux pas?! And so near the birth place of style icons Adam Lambert & David Letterman, too!

Well, cops say B-money was allegedly drunk as a skunk on shore leave, so we're guessing that has something to do with it.

The po-po arrested the 24-year-old for public intoxication and obstructing traffic, but haven't yet released any statements regarding the condition of his other sock. Yikes! We wonder if he'll ever find it!

Our deepest sympathies go out to cotton manufacturers everywhere.

[Image via Marion County]

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3 comments to “Drunk Dude Wore His Pants As A Shirt & Got ARRESTED For Crimes Against His Own Clothes?! The Fashion Police Are REAL?”

  1. Loko says – reply to this


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    Once upon a time in Russia



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    The acts and deeds are violated, we can not ignore the detection

  3. ORIENTALS READ MINDS!! says – reply to this


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