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Ugh! This news nearly ruined our month!!
Winston Marshall of Mumford & Sons just made our jaw drop, and not in the sex-ay way!
He recently admitted that his fab folk band was breaking up for forever and ever!
"I wish I had something to say about Mumford & Sons. It was a good time. It's over. We had a good time, though, you know. It was good."
Wait, what!? No! NO!!!!! The Little Lion Man in our pants just shriveled up for good!!!
You probably want to cry — we wanted to cry — but don't curl yourself up into the fetal position and cry like a newborn baby just yet!!!
There's an addendum to this news and it's considerably less tragic:
Winston was apparently just kidding!!!
The overheard quote was apparently "meant in jest"! Mumford & Sons isn't going anywhere just yet — it must've been some early April Fools' Joke or something!
Phew!!! For a second we thought someone had ripped out our heart and stabbed it repeatedly with a shrimp fork!
Good to know it was a false alarm!