That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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OMG! So much to take in!!!
Simon Cowell has apparently gone from totally private to Mr. Public!
The man is sharing it all with his many fans!!
Not only did he take baby momma Lauren Silverman to the opening night of I Can't Sing, but he also let some juicy, juicy gossip spill!
One day Paula Randy Me and Ryan will reunite. I know it will happen. It was a special time.
— Simon Cowell (@SimonCowell) March 27, 2014
Does this mean they will all return as judges one year??
Or will they just do a one-time guest appearance as judges?
So many questions, so few answers!
But this dirt was almost enough to distract us from how bangin' Lauren's post-baby bod is AND from how much PDA they were laying on (below)…but, we said ALMOST!
You go, gurl!
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