He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
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We love this trailer as much as Michelangelo loves pizza, which, you guys, we ALSO love!
Ever since we've been reporting on the upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, we felt like we've been living in a sewer without seeing a trailer for it!
Well, now we feel so much better (like we just drank a glass of gene-altering ooze), because the first official trailer has been released, and these heroes in their half shells look incredible.
Whether you're a mutated reptile, rat, an evil ninja, or just a regular human, you will love this turtle powerful preview of this reboot that is sure to be AH-Mazing!
Ch-ch-check out the first trailer (above)!!!
BTW - Megan Fox was the right choice for April. There, we said it. We've seen her in action and we're okay with it.